March is National Vulgarity Month!

National Vulgarity Month: A Guide

Having established the enormous linguistic merit in herinet to the colloquial act of swearing, the questions remains: how is the common dullard to implement this practice? The National Vulgarity Month team, assisted by an international team of vulgo-linguists, has developed several simple heuristic methods:

Prefixal Addition: Simply prepend sentence with a salutation and profanity.

Example: "I am going to the store." becomes "Hey Fuckers, I am going to the store."

Postfixal Augmentation: Similar to the Prefixal Addition but, of course, the non-specific vulgarity is added to the end of the sentence.

Example: "I enjoy sunny days." becomes "I enjoy sunny days, ya bastards."

Adjectival Expansion: A more complex method, by which given adjectives in a sentence are expanded via vulgarity to increase the overall depth of menaing in a sentence.

Example: "I am happy today." becomes "I am fuck'n happy today!"

Synonymal Substitution: A further advancement method utilizing synomyms of the various noun phrases, via substituion, to add color to the sentence.

Example: "Good evening, young lady." becomes "Good evening, fiesty biotch!"

Naturally, these methods can be combined and interchanged in any given sentence to acheive maximum profanicity (profanicity being the ratio of vulgarities to plain words).So give it a try today, ya bastards!

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